Total Medals Earned: 740 (From 100 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,110 Points
Medals Earned: 6/17 (130/480 points)
Medals Earned: 9/9 (500/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/215 points)
Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)
Medals Earned: 14/32 (160/600 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Medals Earned: 7/10 (155/315 points)
Medals Earned: 14/20 (290/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Kill Zomboss.
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Smileborg
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Please change it back!
Get all questions right on the quiz!
View all awards.
Click. Click. Click. Click. Click... x250
Collect 70 trophies in Manly-Chicken's mini game.
Keep the window open for 3600 seconds!
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Use a bomb for the first time.
Get killed with no enemies on screen.
Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as Lance.
Fully upgrade any stat.
Get hit 100 times in total.
Collect 100 power ups in total.
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Fully upgrade all stats
Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Play 10 levels as Anna.
Complete all bonus levels.
Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Get A ranks in all 25 levels.
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Burn someone to a crisp
Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
Collect 20 crates in one match
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Get a 3x multikill
Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Get a 5x multikill
Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Go offscreen and recover
Get a 4x multikill
Play 10 deathmatch games
Knock someone into space
Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Knock someone into the stratosphere
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
